"Whoopsie Daisy Bitcoin!"

Published in The Verge on 2025-04-07, "Whoopsie Daisy Bitcoin!" declared Bitcoin dead or fundamentally doomed. The piece argued that Bitcoin's fundamental flaws — including volatility, scalability limitations, and lack of intrinsic value — made long-term survival unlikely. Bitcoin was trading at $79,381 at the time of publication. Bitcoin surged past $100,000 amid growing sovereign and institutional adoption.