"Sayonara Bitcoin"
BTC_AT_TIME $24,198
Published in Twitter on 2023-03-14, "Sayonara Bitcoin" declared Bitcoin dead or fundamentally doomed. The piece argued that Bitcoin's fundamental flaws — including volatility, scalability limitations, and lack of intrinsic value — made long-term survival unlikely. Bitcoin was trading at $24,198 at the time of publication. Bitcoin began recovering from 2022 lows, climbing from $16,000 back toward $45,000 by year-end.